One Guy’s Opinion

Something today has me thinking about Sam Malone's awesome sports editorials:

So get your scores
From a guy like me
Who knows the meaning of words
Like “groin in-ju-ry.”

Ambinder knocks it out of the park. The consensus seems to be that the first line ("The Internet has been around a while, now. …") is funnier than the blog title, but while it's a close call, I'm gonna have to go with Christopher Orr and take the title.

G-g-groin, g-g-groin injury.